Sysadmin pilot fish is the IT Guy for several of his company's branch offices in the area — which means everything related to IT gets dropped in his lap.

"I arrived at one office this morning to find that there was a broken Keurig coffee machine sitting on my desk," sighs fish.

"I wonder which help desk/IT-related category I should assign to this one. Would this be considered a Java issue?

"I'm currently scanning it for malware and viruses. No one wants a widespread outbreak.

"I'm just about ready to send this notification to all users…"

From: Helpdesk

Subject: ***NOTICE: Java Issues***


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